What a ridiculous moment in American history, on so many, many fronts.

Suffice it to say that I hope to Hades the rest of us aren’t expected at some point to repent our high school glory days to a congressional inquisition. God help us.

But I especially hope we don’t expect such repentance from our children when they come of age. Unfortunately for them, their wayward days are already splashed all over the internet for anyone to dissect.

Good luck, kids. The senators will see you now.